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YAY ME!

So, last night, I buckled up and put on my winning pencil skirt, and “Lady Danger” red lipstick, striding out to a LJ community meet up. I waited at the tram stop, looking around for The Bridge Hotel’s new and very cute bouncer – I’m tempted to stop by next time I come back home [...]

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Happy Flant Day

Last weekend, Elissa and I made a rare trip down to Foxwood where we passed the time watching Dexter (oh how I have a thing for anti-heroes), eating, drinking and doing… stuff.
No absinthe-fuelled lesbo orgies by the fireplace, alas.
However, we did get to witness a marvel of nature: Flant Day, aka Flying Ant Day. Basically, [...]

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Lift Life (23/6/08)

Bloody hell, how mortifying.
There are six lifts at the building where I work on Victoria Parade, and three of them are “public” while the other half are “closed” for the employees – I have a card to swipe at the sensor, so my floor can be unlocked.
Gee, sounded like Mario for a minute there!
Anyway, the [...]

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Trousersnake… Not a reptile, EW!

On Saturday, i got MEGA-pissed as a result of downing a couple shots of jack daniels with Joe-wee and Bethany, and headed to the Marquis du Lorne in Fitzroy.
Joe and I recognised my father’s car as we hopped from the taxi; and we sped towards the Provincial Hotel – one of my father’s old favourite [...]

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