I have dry and crackly lips, even though I have three sweet-smelling and licky good lip balm – it’s not because I forget to put them in my bag half of the time, it’s because I forget why I don’t usually put it on.
Windy days.
A few days ago, I decided to try and make my [...]
Bloody hell, how mortifying.
There are six lifts at the building where I work on Victoria Parade, and three of them are “public” while the other half are “closed” for the employees – I have a card to swipe at the sensor, so my floor can be unlocked.
Gee, sounded like Mario for a minute there!
Anyway, the [...]
I have brought new shoes!
(ok, I have been buying like 10 pairs of shoes per month…) but this pair of shoes are the diamond of my collection, and I can’t stop thinking about them – they are my new lovers; they are exquisite to the touch and I even rub my cheek against the burnished [...]
Some of you may already know I do Aikido, a japanese grappling art – and I’m still surprised that I’ve stuck with it for so long, I’ve been doing it for nearly a year now!
I used to do karate when I was about 13, and I was pulled out so I could focus on my [...]
Even though my birthday came and went a month ago, with my first tattoo and a bunch of heavenly cocktails, here’s the much-promised post (blame my general sloth-ness and internet outages).
Bon Appetit.
My first tattoo is a five five-pointed stars on my back, arranged so the topmost star rests above the fifth verebate (and now a [...]
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Possums bolt awake in their twig nests.
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Birds flee, leaving behind the earthworm they just unearthed.
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
People turn, feeling that old sense of dread creep upon them,
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
And out of the mists of Melbourne comes the garters, the stripes and the Doc Martens.