Motivate The Lizard!
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
So I was at the Little Creatures Brewing Hall with some mates – (I highly recommend the place; you can even hop on a red bike and go riding about fitzroy for free! Food and beer are copious and delicious!)
- and all of sudden, I spied a guy across the hall, and waved myself around like a spazzy sea slug until Elissa and Hilary noticed me, and told them:
“If Snape was 20 years old, and a muggle… that would be HIM, right there!”
They snapped their sights into line with my outstretched finger, and that guy probably felt a disturbance in the force as us three gals quelle gasped, and dissolved into giggles – and Hilary asked me why don’t I actually take the first move (after my whinging about a man-drought) and actually get hot!Snape in bed (since she had a boyfriend herself already, alas!).
My unique reptilian incentive would be something like this:
Mmm, snape.